Mr. Obama, release your records! (From Facebook)

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Post #1 Rafael Espinosa wrote:
Release your records so your eligibility for the Presidency according to Art. II of the Constitution can be validated.

Post #2 Jackie Barnard wrote
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean President Obama, Sir. Um . . I know you're busy, and important and stuff. I mean, running the country is very important and -- ah -- I hate to bother you, Sir. I will only take a minute. Ok, Sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering, Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.... See More

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says, boy, she wishes she had digs like this, you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow!
I saw something like that in a museum once.
Oh, sorry Sir. I didn't mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island Sir? No? I didn't think so....

Well, listen, anyway, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be "Not released" or "Not available." I'm sure it's just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could tell me where these things are, I have them written down here somewhere -- oh wait. I'll just read it to you.

Could you please help me find these things, Sir?

1. Occidental College records -- Not released
2. Columbia College records -- Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper -- "Not available"
4. Harvard College records -- Not released
5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released
6. Medical records -- Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Not available
9. Law practice client list -- Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released
12. Record of your baptism -- Not available
13. Why your wife, Michelle, can no longer practice law as an attorney? (Insurance Fraud?)
14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?
15. Why were you getting "foreign student aid" as a college student?
16. Which countrie's "passport" did you have when you visited Pakistan in 1981?
17. Where are the articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review?
18. Where can I find articles you published as a Professor at the University of Chicago? All college professors are required to publish once in a while.
19. Where is the promised transparency you promised us?

Oh and one more thing Mr. President, I can't seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me, Sir?

Oh, but hey -- listen! I know you're busy! If this is too much for you right now -- I mean -- tell you what. I'll come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you're busy. I'll just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. And the day after. .. ...
What's that Mr. President? Who wants to know these things?
We the People of the United States of America! You know, the ones that vote.

Post #3 Chelsea Clarke wrote
"10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released"

His COLB was released, and yes, it is the same as a birth certificate. How do I know? Mine is a copy of my COLB and I do not have my original birth certificate. I was able to join the military with a copy of my COLB and I am able to get a passport with the copy of my COLB.

"12. Record of your baptism -- Not available"

Seriously? Please tell me where it says a president has to provide records of their baptism?

"14. Why your wife has 22 assistants, when other First Ladies had one?"

The 2008 White House Office Staff List (linked below) issued during the final year of President George W Bush's tenure in office, includes sixteen different staffers with the words "First Lady" in their position titles, exactly the same number as that listed for Michelle Obama in 2009.

If all staffers listed with "Social Secretary" in their titles are included as part of the First Lady's retinue (as was done with the Michelle Obama example: http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/firstlady.asp), then Mrs. Bush had at least 18 people working for her in 2008 (not including any of the various personnel listed only as "Staff Assistants," some of whom may also have worked for her directly or indirectly).

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv...ary_title.html

So how do you guys feel about our President keeping his records sealed? I know people have mixed feelings as you can see from above.